tutuchan

还有他在告诉那两DYKES自己不出席她们的婚礼时的那段说辞，真是，酷毙的自恋啊！

AS USUAL, OBJECTIVITY FALLS TO ME. THINK.YOU DON'T REALLY WANT ME THERE,DO YOU?

I'D HAVE TO BE CHEMICALLY DEPENDENT JUST TO SHOW UP.I'LL BE DRUNK, I'LL BE BORED,

NOT TO MENTION BETTER LOOKING THAN THE BRIDES.
I'LL OFFEND ALL THE DYKES, I'LL HECKLE HE CEREMONY  。TABLE DANCE AT THE RECEPTION

AND INEVITABLY FUCK EVERY GOOD-LOOKING GUY, GAY, STRAIGHT OR UNDECIDED IN THE PLACE.

FINALLY, I'LL PASS OUT NAKED BITCHING ABOUT THE CHEAP BOOZE.

YOU'LL LOOSE YOUR DIGNITY, YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR SHIRTS ，PAYING FOR THE DAMAGES.

HELL, I'M DOING YOU A FAVOUR GETTING OUT OF TOWN.


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